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A quick glance at the countries I "own" (the rest are technically bots).

North Sierra[edit | edit source]

Napión[edit | edit source]

  • Nara'a Panama, but another way.
    • A friend of mine said that Panama should always be Colombian (in response for RPC TV using the huaca associated with Colombia), so I decided to take some elements of Panama there and use Napión here.
  • I had the idea since 2014 but did not give a name until 2016.
    • The name comes from a crappy video game called Napión 3D, a crappy shareware title.
      • more like shovelware
  • Rules about Napión:
    • You are the most insignificant country in Hispanic Central Sierra, despite your size you only have like half a million
    • The Malleco and the rest of the country feel like separate countries.
    • MI NOMBRE ES YASURI, YASURI YAMILETH

South Sierra[edit | edit source]

Bensonia[edit | edit source]

  • Idea conceived in June 2018, name in September and at the same time was legalized.
  • Basically a smaller, English-speaking Brazil with less states and area and without the corruption and Bolsonaro.
    • But we're in the Northulic so why bother?
      • First world Brazil?
  • Rules about Bensonia:
    • Llamas.
    • The Bensonian Fairy.
    • Hankas.
    • Good politics.
    • The black people here are mostly from Hopeland.
      • MY NAME IS NOT DICEY, MY NAME IS JOE FIGHTER, DAMN IT
    • Culturally it might stand apart from Hopeland. A lot.
    • The Sentry Organization is more powerful than the mafia.
      • Can the Sentry Organization present a common view of the coming years of democracy? (1993 Michillian documentary The Sentry Empire)
      • What are they doing with my businesses?
        • In fact, what are they doing with my network?

Great Giana[edit | edit source]

  • Supposed to be a small sovereign independent island Colorado that's technically closer to Patagonia than Hopeland.
    • Was a Hopelandian territory until 100 years ago or something.
      • Therefore it's a small puppet state of Hopeland.
  • Rules about Great Giana:
    • Main ethnic groups: Hopelandian settlers, relatives of black scientists working in Hopeland, Hakki merpeople
    • Nothing to see here, just a plain old research station and merbears in the jaggedy coasts
      • Joking, there is a couple of cities and people who care.
        • But at least you can still pretend this is a pocket version of Hopeland
    • TV networks follow arbitrary names following their frequency in New Shire City.
      • OK2, Four, Seven and Nine

Hopeland[edit | edit source]

  • Initially when I created it in 2016 it was in North Sierra, supposedly an English-speaking first-world Central Sierran country with elements of Florida, but I later moved it to South Sierra.
  • Basically South Sierra's superpower, more so than Vera Cruz.
    • With Bolsonaro at the helm there, Hopeland's power in the entire world is growing
      • Democracy in the USS? Fraud in their elections? Listen, we are dealing with a fraud in our local elections...
  • Rules about Hopeland:
    • It's basically an upside-down USA done right. Everybody lives harmoniously.
      • Hopeland is a first-world country while the USS are a third-world country.
        • Our president doesn't abuse in words like "great" or "terrible".
    • There are like six black scientists.
      • AJ from The Fairly OddParents would be from here.
        • In fact, the entire show would be from here.
    • The native people are mostly Hakki merpeople.
    • The national animal is the merbear.
      • Probably because Hakkis tame them, I don't know.
    • You're not Hakki unless you:
      • tame a merbear
      • speak in some degree of Ebonics
      • have ancestry somewhere in Bulungi
      • go to A&W
      • say the word "kahoot" out of nowhere and play Kahoot
      • watch Kingson because you don't have a subscription
      • always say "buddy", never "friend"
      • Milo Kingson, Cory and The Great Root Bear (aka Rooty) are your idols.
    • Culturally, though, people are more tolerant about certain things.
      • Especially a few things they imported from "the States" and claim it as theirs.
    • Has an obsession with things ending in "-oot".
      • JUST ROOT BEER FLOATS AND KAHOOT! RIGHT, IS THAT ALL I WANT FOR YOU?
        • A&W national restaurant and Kahoot national sport
          • LET'S ASK HOPELAND TO SEE IF THE FLAG CAN BE BROWN AND WHITE
    • Local fast-food chains struggle.
    • Strangely enough, A&W is popular here. More so than the crappy A&W Keithland. I wonder why. Is it because of the mascot?
      • Ask a Keithlandian to go to A&W. He won't like it. Hopelandians think the Keithlandian one is a counterfeit.
      • In Lenapore and Great Scorria they believe A&W is Hopelandian. They were wrong. It's actually Sierran.
    • Top-notch television producer. Especially when it comes to action.
    • You can still get away with "hell" and "damn" on kids shows. But when you export them to the puritan states, they might ask you for redubs.
      • Well, at least Ketogene fails to use those words or any given substitute.
        • Puritans: CANCEL KETOGENE FROM DISNEY XD USS, THE TWO WORLDS DEPICTED THERE ARE A REPRESENTATION OF EVIL
          • Don't worry, you can still catch up with the entire series on Disney+, uncut!
    • Secretly spies Great Giana.
    • The merbear and the merlion have a great relationship.
      • Who needs Kaizhung when you need Lenapore?
        • Who needs dictatorships when you need democracies?
          • Who needs herds of commies when you need the best country ever?

Eurectipheria[edit | edit source]

Ashtalaia[edit | edit source]

  • The birthplace of the Ashtalaic culture. haha no
  • Ashtalaia was a region in the now-defunct Straczynskian Republic, a country whose language was a calque of Polish.
  • The language here is a calque of Lithuanian. Kinda. It used to be a bit more Scandinavian, though.
  • Rules about Ashtalaia:
    • Has had a schizophrenic government for the past five years.
      • 2015: elects an anti-Flarlandian government and president; 2017: ousts them all; 2018: truce talks with Flarland; 2020: truce talks suspended?
    • In 2017, Ashtalaia was led by hatred.
      • DEATH TO FLARLAND! DEATH TO FLARLAND! DEATH TO FLARLAND!
      • UNTIL WHEN? UNTIL WHEN? UNTIL WHEN?
    • I guess Ashtalaia is going nationalist again ;_;
      • WHEN WILL THIS SCHIZOPHRENY OF A GOVERNMENT STOP? BRING BACK THE ANCIENT MERMAN KINGDOMS IN MAINLAND ASHTALAIA
    • When Flarlandians call Ashtalaians and some Hayastelaris "thaks", they will harass you for saying that.
      • But thak is a vague and meaningless word! How and why is that possible?
    • Has two official languages: Ashtalaian and Hayastelari.
      • Hayastelari land occupies about 35%.
      • Because of this, Ashtalaia has two important cities: Vilvek for the Ashtalaians and Amaran for the Hayastelaris.
      • Amaran is like a foreign country to Vilvekians.
    • In the past, because of the influence of Flarlandian television, English was an "unofficial" language.
      • The day they banned all those channels was like the day your grandfather died.
      • It was also the beginning of the end of free Ashtalaia and the start of pre-1974 nationalism again.
    • All those New State and pre-Capitalism-era cartoons, especially the ones that ran on Good Night, Children and the experimental shorts they produced, are masterpieces, but they are nothing compared to Darwin the Merman. Best anime 10/10.
      • We are the mermen, our bodies are tight, we work out all day and we wrestle all niiiiiight
    • Low Tidings was reportedly born here.
      • You will be sacked by the mermen and the merboys.

Chemheria[edit | edit source]

  • An Eastern Eurectipherian country that is so insignificant.
  • Rules about Chemheria:
    • CHEMHERIA IS OVERLY PATRIOTIC.
    • Chemheria has its own bitcoin, the qimpoy.
      • A certain Peter Joro from the high ranks of Porowon (a relative of George Wangjia) invested in these heavily amd bought the entire thing to Porowon. He then used his money for the killing spree in Kotaro.
        • Because of the above, the Chemherian government banned all bitcoins.
    • Chemheria was communist until 1990. The government, on the other side, still behaved like a Communist one until 1995.

Flarland[edit | edit source]

  • One of the oldest fictional countries I have, created in the summer of 2008.
  • Initially influenced by Poland, it later gained a life of its own, with influences from the UK and the USA.
    • Speaks in a British/Australian accent with American orthography and terms! woot!
  • Rules about Flarland:
    • Has presidential elections on the same day as the USA, except that it has a prime minister too.
      • The election cycle: presidential elections/local elections/legislative elections/year without elections.
    • Parker Scott is the current president and he's feeling old now.
    • The Hayastelaris are being oppressed.
      • Flarlandian cops: GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN YOU THAK
        • Flarlandian black people: *grab popcorn*
      • THE HAYASTELARIS WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE OF FLARLAND
      • Not anymore!
    • Merpeople and merculture are prevalent here.

Eumoritown[edit | edit source]

  • The weirdest overseas territory.
  • Rules about Eumoritown:
    • Weird behavior.
    • Isolation follies.
    • Devotion to Khyber Waterman (I guess).
    • Illusion of there being a few hundred when the territory has a few dozen thousand people.
    • Votes to the local elections by having legislative and surveillance unit elections simultaneously.

Henleys[edit | edit source]

  • Created in 2014ish.
  • Totally not named after the Nashlandian clothes manufacturer.
  • Rules about the Henleys:
    • It's the Henleys.
    • One of the two overseas territories to be a "republic" under compact of free association. So it's both a country (albeit a non-sovereign one) and an overseas territory.
    • A feat for a territory with 240.000 people: there are like nine accents and people laugh at each other's accents.
      • Half the Henleys speak either standard English (or lack thereof) and/or Port Henleyan English.

Pakifas[edit | edit source]

  • Technically located south of Hindolania and west of Northulia. Basically in Sondria.
    • I was partly inspired by Kiribati being pronounced as "Kiribas".
  • Rules about the Pakifas:
    • Like the Henleys, it's the Pakifas.
    • Some think that the Pakifas are like the gateway to Northulia.
    • The Pakifas hate Kaizhung.
      • If you don't return to Kaizhung, you'll be sentenced to death in Porowon.
      • Joseonian tourists: Oh, the Joseonians are here. Are they dangerous?
        • Are they SPIES?
      • They shut down the Ging Ho Paper because of this.
    • Pakifans have a standard Northulian accent since the 90s.
      • NO, WE DON'T SAY MATE HERE.
    • Tourism helps the Pakifas.
    • There are three official languages: English, Pakifan and Pakifan Vernacular Creole.
      • Kena join? (Please join?)
        • That's the most annoying commercial I have ever seen in my life. -many Pakifans

Port Merwin[edit | edit source]

  • Created in late 2015, inspired by H2O: Just Add Water and Mako: Island of Secrets and its purported geographical location, taken into account that both shows were filmed in the Gold Coast and Mako was close to the Solomon Islands.
    • I first saw the surname Merwin on a title card of an episode of Mummies Alive! back in 2011.
  • Rules about Port Merwin:
    • Polynesian Flarland.
      • Or Flarlandian Polynesia?
    • Yet another bloody municipality.
      • However it's structurally divided in three, like Wallis and Futuna, to respect the kings of the area.
      • The kings, on the other hand, are like a prime-minister. These divisions also have local councilors and a territorial governor-general.
        • Northulic Yawnaro?

Yawnaro[edit | edit source]

  • Created in 2015.
    • Inspired mostly by Navassa Island.
  • Rules about Yawnaro:
    • Not a lot of people live here.
    • Most Yawnaroans are merpeople.
    • Trading mostly comes from Eumoritown.
    • Is legally a municipality but traditionally it's a kingdom.
      • "Legally"? It's an overseas territory. What else can you expect from it?
        • It's impossible for it to be part of mainland Flarland because it's away from the mainland. Hence it being an overseas territory.
    • Yawnaroans (especially merpeople) really like migrating to Eumoritown for a week or so.

North Arlesbury[edit | edit source]

  • A country I made up back in 2006, but brought it back in 2014~2015.
    • I set it up as an English-speaking Portugal.
      • The worst aspects of Portuguese life (socialism for 40+ years, corrupt soccer, etc.) are here.
  • Rules about North Arlesbury:
    • Loves everyone, hates gypsies and koknis.
    • Stuck with the same political system since democracy.
    • All its colonies went independent.
    • North Arlesbury is becoming ever more populist and ever less popular.
      • NORTH ARLESBURY TO THE NORTH ARLESBURIANS, SOUTH ARLESBURY TO THE KOKNIS
    • Say the word "kokni" and you'll pay a fine, no matter what's the context used.
    • The Catholic Church used to be more powerful than the mafia.
      • You will still suffer from the 6pm Angelus on TNA 1 and Horizon.
        • And the 6:30pm evening prayer on Horizon.
    • So, what about those cancerigenous memes from HFM's Facebook page that are spread like wildfire?
      • When I was a child there were also drones (grammar mistake). This was my first one! (Swan blackboard eraser)
    • Socialism is the leading type of government for 40+ years.
      • When socialism failed, stonks
      • Peter Patrick Cunningham, Casper Gabriel and Joseph Samuels are names that are synonymous with "the crisis".
      • WE DESERVE AN END TO SOCIALISM
      • GOVERNMENT THIEVES
    • Back in 1976~1985, there was "the crisis".
      • Initially people would complain about the price of eggs. They later complained about South Arlesbury.
    • They think that "the system is corrupt".
      • North Arlesburian government: censors reports critical of it.
        • Especially Four.
          • So is TV3 pro-government or immune to these news attacks?
    • One Acarian leads the Freedom Coalition.
      • LIARS!
    • When will this corruption end?
    • All colonies went independent after 1974 (except for Hantai, but that later became a part of Caima)
      • Empire: stonks

Omdalia[edit | edit source]

  • One of the first countries I created, all the way back in 2008.
    • Omdalia hit its apex in 2010-2013.
  • The language is overly-simplified Polish with elements of Slovene and Serbian.
  • Rules about Omdalia:
  • A country in unity.
    • Except for that time in 1995 when Alahania seceded.
      • INVADERS FROM OMDALIA ARE KILLING ALAHANIA, INVADERS FROM OMDALIA ARE KILLING ALAHANIA
      • Go back home, Alahanian, Omdalia is better without you
        • Those songs are banned now?
      • There is still some Alahanophobia. It's like Islamophobia but without the Islam.
        • inb4 the current Omdalian president is an Alahanian "invader".
    • Country is becoming more nationalist and backward.
      • You can't say "zaguča" on TV anymore.
        • I swear that is TOTALLY not a swear!
    • Successfully annexed Jaheria in 2018.
      • Our country was in debt and we had our borders closed.

Real[edit | edit source]

  • Name is provisional.
  • Rules about Real:
    • Nara's Portugal and Galicia.
      • Not to be confused with the Veracrucian currency.
        • Do Bensonians pay in Arlesburies?
    • The country was a dictatorship from 1926 to October 1974.
      • But not THAT kind of dictatorship!

Reitanna[edit | edit source]

  • Name created in 2015, initially I didn't have a set canon, until my trip to Barcelona that year where I found some inspiration.
  • Name taken from Reitanna-Seishin. plz don't sue me
    • BTW one of the prime ministers is named Anna Sampson.
      • Who the hell is Anna Sampson?
        • Call them Reitannans, not Reitannites.
  • Rules about Reitanna:
    • Lazy country
    • Tax havens
    • Armakadi and Hobartian secessionism
    • Watch out for Annatier!
      • Annatier is when Reitanna feels terribly wrong and needs help from doctors.
    • Used to have a small but expressive empire.
      • Territories included a few Caraiban islands, New Reitanna and the Charisma Islands.
      • The Charisma Islands are still with Reitanna, though.
      • That's where the trouble with Porowon starts.
    • Francis Frank killed the monarchy.
      • So did the civil wars.
    • Not all Reitannans support the monarchy.
      • The king is involved in at least one scandal.
        • John Charles resigned and George VI took his place.
    • Reitanna battles maniacal depressive syndrome and Annatier takes its place.
    • You always trust the RBC.
      • RBC Zone famous for its constant repeats of SpongeBob. Viacom(CBS) sure owes them the monies, they believe the RBC is a tax haven
        • And who can't forget George of the Jungle?
    • Planet 51 isn't Castillan and is instead Reitannan.
      • Highest-grossing Reitannan animated film of all time until 2011 when Odd Guys premiered and became a smash hit in Hopeland.

South Arlesbury[edit | edit source]

  • After creating the North, I made the South.
  • Rules about South Arlesbury:
    • Economically prosperous until 1979 or so. That's the turning point for what would become the age of Pro Tect after the 1980 Crystal Night.
    • Life before then was great, it felt like a small superpower because of the oil. However, during Pro Tect, oil prospection was banned, the state-run oil company shut down and everybody lived in poverty.
      • YOU ONLY HAVE TO EAT THE SAME FOOD, RESPECT OUR PRESIDENT, DON'T PLAY TOYS, REMAIN INDOORS
    • Pro Tect killed the North Arlesburian prime-minister that wanted to become a president (this delayed the 1981 presidential campaign in a way in North Arlesbury), Arlesburia became like Daehan, except the North was Daehan and the South was Joseon.
    • On December 4, 1989, North Arlesbury started the quickest transition to democracy ever by directly assassinating Pro Tect and lifting all of the bans.
    • South Arlesbury was stable in the 90s and after joining the EU in 1995, a brighter future was ahead.
    • Starting in the 2000s the country became more "ever more populist and ever less popular", more so than the North.
      • Skyway started censoring content and lost one of its channels.
      • Skyway practices news fasting, in a way, the government bans its broadcasts for a period of 21 days.
      • On the other hand, the SABC is unique in many public service broadcasters worldwide as it both criticizes the actual government and gives favorable opinions to the opposition.
        • North Arlesburian television is starting to get censored by the government, only when critical reports are shown. In South Arlesbury? It's OK to show the proof.
    • On January 31, South Arlesbury left the Eurectipherian Union.
      • Red Star will rise again.

Sri Britain[edit | edit source]

  • This country emerged as a small joke at a group chat in March 2016, poking fun at micronations and my desire to turn Portugal into "Sri Britain".
    • It also has some elements of South Sudan, partly because I watched a lot of SSTV back then because its quality was trash.
  • Rules about Sri Britain:
    • Immigrants from Sri Lanka and the New Michillies.
    • The largest colony in Eurectipheria that speaks Te Reo (about 1000 people).
    • Nothing works properly here.
    • Military occupation of most of the territory.
      • Most as in "a quarter".
    • Most ridiculous national anthem in the entire world. And it has religious overtones despite a small part being actively religious.
      • OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD WE PRAISE AND GLORIFYYYYYY YOU FOR YOUR GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEECE IN SRI BRITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
      • If you ridicule the national anthem within the country's borders during morning assembly, the teacher will fine you.
      • FIRE TO SRIIIII BRITAIN!

Bulungi[edit | edit source]

Namu Labaki[edit | edit source]

  • Formerly known as New Liberty (2015-2018).
    • Currently it's somewhere between an English-speaking Angola and Namibia.
  • Rules about the country:
    • English above all.
    • One of the most desolate countries in the world, with a population of half a million.
    • More Namu Labakians live outside than inside their country.
      • Significant colonies in North Arlesbury, Huamba, South Bulungi, Solenial.
        • "Namu Labaki is the country with the most Namu Labakians in the world". True dat, but over 600.000 Namu Labakians live in South Bulungi.
    • STOP READING THIS BROTHER! WE MUST FIGHT THE PMLNL!
    • Mr. Geingob is the country's second president, having been elected in 2017.
      • The other guy that preceded it, John Njwame, has been in office since independence.
    • North Arlesbury helped rebuild Namu Labaki's infrastructure when the civil war ended in 2002.
      • Now they rely on the People's Republic of Kaizhung.
        • This lasted like a week, they got bored and became self-sustenant.
    • The country is a tourist trap.
    • Because of you, North Arlesburians say "trikks" to say "lots".
    • You never had a childhood if you never called that hypnotic thing that played before broadcasts opened a "clock".
      • Oh, you mean "test card"? "NLBC-TV WALVIS"? Clock in the center?
    • South Bulungi is on the border.
      • Let's watch some Generations. Oh wait we're too broke aaaaaah
        • Get an illegal South Bulungian DSTV connection. You'll be sentenced to death by the SBBC and it will lose money from illegal viewing
          • Bophatsuwana: Happened to me once (Philibao)

New Reitanna[edit | edit source]

  • Reitanna's lil' sovereign child-friend-buddy
  • Partly inspired by Equatorial Guinea.
  • Rules about New Reitanna:
    • Like Reitanna, he suffers from maniacal depressive disorder and battles New Annatier.
    • By the blood our our forefathers, we fought for our freedom, we fought for our freedom...
      • Yet the country is still known as New Reitanna.
    • Surprisingly enough, most natives speak proper Reitannan English.
      • Akka is almost a "bankrupt language".

Sondria[edit | edit source]

Aoshi[edit | edit source]

  • Created in December 2013 but joined the Naran canon nearly four years later.
  • Rules about Aoshi:
    • Korean-speaking country.
      • Joseonian Korean: Traditional Korean
      • Daehanian Korean: Simplified Korean
      • Aoshian Korean: Ultra-Simplified Korean
    • Also has its own indigenous language and influences. Gamsahaneyo!
    • Doesn't regret Orience's past.
      • You know about animes but have you ever heard of aonimes?

Ishigaki[edit | edit source]

  • Created in January 2017.
  • Rules about Ishigaki:
    • Your government is starting to become corrupt and is looking after Kaizhung or something.
      • Totalitarianism coming soon?
        • Ishigaki was a little totalitarian from 1945 to 1985.
    • Ishigaki had its own little bubble that ran from 1985 to 2000.
      • Or earlier, depending on the effect of the Sondrian economical crisis.
        • 2004, they tried it again...
          • Arses, they failed it.
    • As of 2020, Ishigaki is at a crossroads regarding its future.
    • Many Ishigakians now live in Lenapore.
    • Yamoi Tsurui is your idol. You've probably first seen him in children's books.
      • However he's treated like a god in Lenapore and even Orience.
    • Has its own native language, Furuga
      • Written exclusively in Hiragana characters

Lenapore[edit | edit source]

  • I came up with the name in 2010 but technically the languages other than English were Polish and Latvian, this was later changed in 2017 to be like Singapore.
  • Lenapore is a larger sovereign state and not the tiny city-state it is in real life.
  • Rules about Lenapore:
    • What we call Merlion is actually the Lionfish. A merlion here is taken in the literal sense of the word.
      • The merlion is also the merbear's buddy. (Hopeland and Lenapore friends for life!)
    • The country has six official languages, two more than Singapore.
      • Japanese because Ishigaki.
      • Cantonese because coup.
        • 1978: Let's ban Cantonese.
        • 1984: We admit it, we made a mistake, let's unban it and make it an official language.
          • Hokkien speakers: stonks
    • Your food sound weird.
    • Buy bubble gums from your friend in Hindolania.
      • Or, if you're extremely lucky, unprotected parts.
    • Pornography is legal, but not everywhere.
      • North Lenaporean conservatives: Pornography is a sin
      • South Lenaporean perverts: hahaha
      • Porn is banned from certain districts, though, that depends on who you ask. But even members of other religions condemn it.
    • PAP used to be everywhere until 1984.
      • 1984 coup: anarchy
    • Loves everyone. However there are more countries Lenapore loves more than anybody else:
      • Flarland.
        • Especially the Pakifas.
      • One of the two countries that helped build colonial Lenapore, the Michillies.
      • Hopeland.
      • Orience.
      • Northulia.
      • Lenapore is in a commercial triangle with Hopeland and Flarland.
      • Malayanese Union.
        • They started investing a lot since the 2000s.
    • You know you're Lenaporean when you go to a hawker center.
    • Once upon a time, in the southern Kaizhungese province of Lenapore...
      • Oh, so you think your English-language dramas are clever, eh? Switch to Channel 8.
      • No, Sakura's are better and won more prizes than crappy Channel 8.
    • Mediacorp is the world.
      • Of course, you still have the competition.
        • There once was a time when you had LPH and now you have E-Television. Better? Worse? We'll never know.
    • The telecommunications sector is dominated by two local multinationals.
      • Lentel got into Optus Northulia and FTC Flarland.
        • StarHub went even further.

Malayanese Union[edit | edit source]

  • Created in 2014, added to the canon in 2018.
    • Brunei and the Maldives mashed up in a country that speaks its own language.
  • Rules about the Malayanese Union:
    • Don't act Malayan, act Malayanese.
    • Only two religions are allowed: Islam and Vartra.
      • Vartra because of historical conquests but a handful of villages practice it.
    • Everybody (particularly from Malaya and Lenapore) view the Malayanese as being stereotyped for being backward and decadent.

Omawate[edit | edit source]

  • Rules about Omawate:
    • Larger than Yaniko but 3x less populous
    • Hates Yaniko.

Orience[edit | edit source]

  • Named after an FF region that appeared on an ad I saw on Toonzone in late 2014.
    • No Chocobos here!

Yaniko[edit | edit source]

  • Rules about Yaniko:
    • Smaller than Omawate but 3x more populous
    • Hates Omawate

Northulia[edit | edit source]

Great Scorria[edit | edit source]

  • Technically the country isn't mine, superkeegan9100 owns it, but I rearrange everything in his behalf.
    • I tried to add it to the Naran canon in 2017, initially as a North Sierran country (Hopeland was for a while Great Scorria, but then I changed the name).
  • Rules about Great Scorria:
    • Population 4.6 million, most of them Naenians.
    • Country was tolerant to everyone from the mid-2000s to 2019.
      • Wangjia started to threaten Great Scorria by attacking Kotaro and sending one of his relatives there.
        • Canterbury on acid. Well, here they went too far. Still recognized as the worst incident in Great Scorrian history.
    • Hates Porowon with a passion.
      • In the past, though, Great Scorrians liked going to Porowon on vacation.

Porowon[edit | edit source]

  • Created in 2018, name and flag conceived 2017.
  • I was inspired by a Conworld story called Subworld (the government's management in the 2010s, the country being run by a giant conglomerate (the government acting as such), Little Beans and the dominance of Mandarin and Japanese), Cartoon Network's censorship of many things (yeah yeah go figure), including things that are considered "normal" and Singapore (to some extent, but with a smaller population).
    • Singapore? Mauritius (already exists in Nara) would be an apt comparison.
      • Mauritius but with Singaporean management?
  • Rules about Porowon:
    • EVERYTHING IS BANNED
    • Went from something similar to IRL Singapore in 2010 to a complete and destructive dictatorship in 2020.
    • Things started to go wrong in 2011.
    • Porowon is closed to the world.
      • So convenient, Joseon is starting to get Manchurian goods, yet information is blocked anyway.
    • One of the most popular dishes is Tafau. Wait, I can't say Tafau, is that taboo?
      • OK, the other most popular dish is Simchau. Oh, wise guy, eh? Now I can't even say Simchau even?
    • Porowon before 1987 was like living a dystopian paradise.
    • English was more broken than Orience.
      • In accowrdance with the Porowonian Hewars Ofiz...
    • Chinkai was a savior.
    • Porowon was a democracy between 1990 and 2011 or so.
      • After 2011, a flawed democracy.
        • Though it was flawed before.
      • After 2016, a dictatorship.
    • First country in the world to do the unexpected: BAN ALL SPORTS.
      • This is because of doping scandals in 2019.
        • Such a convenient time, the pandemic killed sports almost completely.
    • George Wangjia is more powerful than Stalin and Lenin combined.
      • Except there's a problem: even though Porowon wants world domination, Porowon is technically small. They tried invading Kotaro but Great Scorria prevented it.
        • NAPOLEON COMPLEX?
    • Watching something on Porowonian TV is like watching a reality show, they censor everything.
      • Imagine seeing certain words censored. Did he swear?
        • Until you watch a pirated copy of an import and he said "love".
          • YOU'RE ALL BANNED!
    • Among all the things censored, we have the depiction of foreign government and armies as being good.
      • Meat.
      • Skeletons.
      • Corpses. (other countries are already doing the same)
      • Guns.
      • LGBT. (Porowon was never an LGBT-friendly country)
        • The constantly-changing definition of the term and the addition of letters and plus signs makes Wangjia feel a lot more confused
      • Earthquakes. (seriously?)
      • Being naked in the bath.
      • Urinating.
      • Showing the truth.
      • Drugs.
        • Lisa Simpson: "I'm going to Dizzyland."
      • Time traveling (on its way to become the second country in the world to ban it)
        • But apaprently the PRK lifted it...
      • Vomiting.
      • USS RULE! Hopeland rulez! Flarland is great!
        • YOU ALL SUCK. POROWON IS THE ONLY TRUE STATE.
      • Most of this was allowed just a few years ago, and now the Wangjia administration is ruining everything.
    • An incident in Kotaro led to the banning of Islam in 2019.
      • And the Bengali language.
        • And Muslims from Kotaro, because Kotaro might become Porowonian territory soon.
          • INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE NEEDS TO BE MADE.
      • To celebrate the first anniversary, Wangjia threatened to invade Great Scorria starting with Kotaro. He failed.
    • Ah yes, Porowon still uses Windows XP in its government computers.
    • Porowon with a pandemic, international trade lines cut, tourism banned and living a famine: stonks